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Ignorant Alien Asholes – We put you in your place

Another great chapter of Dumaguete Journalism at its best and the level of intelligence you can expect here everywhere.

Real World scenario:

Two people have a small traffic accident but with rather costly damage and it is not clear whose fault it is. So police is called takes some pictures and other evidence, then clears the street and usually insurances taking over the costs (at least partially).

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Hoi – you asholes – we show you your place

Dumaguete scenario:

Two people have a small traffic accident and it is not clear whose fault it is. So local police does what they do best here (without describing what that is)

A journalist or column writer or racist Flip comes along, takes a ridiculous lousy cell-phone picture and calls the people ignorant, arrogant and asholes ( the burn-holes caused by careless cigarette smokers), just because they did what is considered “normal” and common sense in real world.

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Retarded 1-eyed 3-legged Chipmunk at lunchtime in Shelter

Serious, there is more common sense in a shelter for retarded 1-eyed, 3-legged chipmunks than what can be found anywhere around here.

2 Responses to Ignorant Alien Asholes – We put you in your place

  • TheDude says:

    Hey ashole. Stop gawking, get back on your vroom-vroom and pedal your ass to your destination. The reason there are traffic jams at accidents is because 50 people desperately in need of entertainment or work stop to watch the accident. Perhaps you should move your focus inward instead of sticking your nose in trivial affairs which aren’t your own. Then you might be able to contribute sufficient value to society that you’ll be rewarded with a better cell phone. Don’t send shitty pictures. The first camera ever invented probably took better pictures than that piece of shit you call a cell phone.

    • Rhoody says:

      Dear TheDude
      Now that Kojakass is gone, you may consider filling the vacant job at the local newspaper. Your tone might need some more adjustments to be racist like them, but I am sure you can do that. Of course no payment for long-noses, you guys are rich anyway.

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